Hi, I'm Kirk Reiten. I might be old, but i hear fine. Ooh ya, I'm always in a LOL mood.

I have been through TSA countless times...

I can nod yes and no.

Yes, I'm traveling with 2 others. They have my bags.

No need for a room.

No sensitive areas.

Sharp object: not on me. However you may find a few sharp edges on my wheelchair LOL.

WARNING: My right arm tends to flap around. It can be strong.

!!! PAT DOWN TIME !!!

Thank you so much for your service.